Conspiracy Theory # 1

I am beginning to think I have a slight case of ADHD. I'm a very self-motivated and determined, but when it comes to work I am distracted often. It doesn't help to have a secretary that is incapable of performing her official duties at a necessary capacity, and feels the need to over complicate my workday with foolishness. I also am double-burdened by the fact that I have a window right by my desk. So this whole assumption of having some sort of attention deficit disorder is heightened because I am automatically drawn to movement.

As I gander out of my office window, I can't help but observe the consistent rounds of the University at Buffalo's Meter-Maid. I am all for employment, but I can not fight the feeling that the job position is one of the worst fucking jobs on the planet. To do your job effectively you really have to be an all inclusive asshole. These bureaucratic busy-bodies have no compassion for motorist trying to handle their own affairs in parking spots that are designated for services that are never used. The worst of these idiots are the ones that will watch you exit your vehicle and wait until you are far enough to write you a ticket for a hefty fine.